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Top 10 Comedians and comedy Sketches
Quotes

I'm always all over the place, you know, you get these people that are like "Here, I was talking to her on monday - was it tuesday? - was it thurs-?" "WHO CARES! JUST TELL ME WHAT THEY FUCKING SAID!" I hate them fuckers! They say stuff like "Feels like a tuesday, does it feel like a tuesday? Yeah, feels like a tuesday." I don't know! How the fuck does tuesday feel?

[about car satellite navigation systems]

Lee Evans: They've got those really sexy voices now with them now don't they?

[in exaggerated sultry voice]

Lee Evans: Turn... left! Fuckin' right love!

Michael McIntyre

Peter kay

Jimmy Car

Simon Bird

Sacha baron cohen

Russell Howard        

Harry Hill

David Walliams

Matt Lucas