Jimmy Carr Quotes
From live at the apollo
"The 2012 olympics is going to cost £8 billion, which is, ya' know a lot of money, it's probably going to bankrupt London, but you can't put a price on 2 bronze medals in cycling."
"People ask me how i relax, so i tell them i put smarties tubes on cats legs to make them walk like a robot ... If i'm really stressed i make them go down the stairs"
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